First of all im queer, so jot that down. Océ, 21, they/them. When will Pelessaria B'Sayle, love of my life, launch me into a live volcano.Tumblr (3.0; @theninjacarrot)http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/<iframe class="vine-embed" src="https://vine.co/v/57O3BwpUetT/embed/simple" width="400" height="400" frameborder="0"></iframe><script async src="//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js"></script><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weltinator.tumblr.com/post/151614632629" target="_blank">weltinator</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://midnightsinger.tumblr.com/post/151388320446" target="_blank">midnightsinger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://officialcaptain-marvel.tumblr.com/post/150710834514" target="_blank">officialcaptain-marvel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bbgum-princen.tumblr.com/post/148075886569" target="_blank">bbgum-princen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://such-fun.tumblr.com/post/147369160327" target="_blank">such-fun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sassy HYDRA agent</p> </blockquote> <p>*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?”<br/>*matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="vine" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fvine.co%2Fv%2F5nrKdH0DYQd%2Fembed%2Fsimple%3Faudio%3D1"><iframe class="vine-embed" src="https://vine.co/v/5nrKdH0DYQd/embed/simple" width="540" height="540" frameborder="0"></iframe><script async="" src="//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js"></script></figure></p> <p>sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off<br/>bucky barnes: i think i just need help<br/>sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m3Yd6-3gJEg6JOE2onYuyYg" target="_blank">@garnier-fx</a> there’s another one! </p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="vine" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fvine.co%2Fv%2FiIznj30bKBu"><iframe class="vine-embed" src="https://vine.co/v/iIznj30bKBu/embed/simple" width="540" height="540" frameborder="0"></iframe><script async="" src="//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js"></script></figure></p> <p>sassy hydra agent: well if it isn’t captain america…</p> <p>captain america: but it is me.</p> <p>sassy hydra agent: no, it’s, an expression.</p> <p>captain america: your nazi tricks won’t work on me!</p> </blockquote>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175281589411http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175281589411Tue, 26 Jun 2018 22:23:34 +0200vinesmemesiconic<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a002a67d02a8b04a1f631891a5ce8c97/tumblr_p50d67B8b51wxuj6io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175281429741http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175281429741Tue, 26 Jun 2018 22:17:50 +0200aidentea<p><a href="http://expensiveface.tumblr.com/post/86165244429/that-boy-is-really-cute-wait-cara-arent-you-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">expensiveface</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>“that boy is really cute” “wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell” you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual </p> </blockquote>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280888181http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280888181Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:58:50 +0200sdkjfldsjflkjgay memes<p><a href="http://passionpeachy.tumblr.com/post/174595888283/bot-dad-passionpeachy-im-so-fucking-sad" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">passionpeachy</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://bot-dad.tumblr.com/post/174595661964/passionpeachy-im-so-fucking-sad-please-invent" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bot-dad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://passionpeachy.tumblr.com/post/174595215763/im-so-fucking-sad-please-invent-a-pill-that-will" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">passionpeachy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients</p></blockquote> <b>Hello so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients, I’m Dad!</b><br/><hr><br/><small>Dad^bot^1.<br/><br/>Your Human® Body® is mediocre | <a href="http://paypal.me/HaikuRobot/2" target="_blank">PayPal</a> | <a href="https://www.patreon.com/haikurobot" target="_blank">Patreon</a> Beep-boop!</small> </blockquote> <h2>you mock my plight for the last time, Dad Bot</h2> </blockquote>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280878576http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280878576Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:58:27 +0200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/990f0a276c6427bb23e7f856ed5afd8c/tumblr_p0kv6lVslu1rxjdl1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tealesbian.tumblr.com/post/168281274123/just-here-to-bring-u-some-relatable-lesbian-memes" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tealesbian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>just here to bring u some relatable lesbian memes</p></blockquote>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280781946http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280781946Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:54:49 +0200lesbian memeswlw memes<p><a href="http://spaceraptor.tumblr.com/post/172202067996/bisexualgambit-told-one-of-my-friends-that-i" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">spaceraptor</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://bisexualgambit.tumblr.com/post/169207192491/told-one-of-my-friends-that-i-unfriended-my" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bisexualgambit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Told one of my friends that I unfriended my homophobic/transphobic uncle on facebook before coming out and they responded with “but how can you open his mind that way?” so just a reminder:</p> <p>My job is to exist. My job is to be happy. My job is not to educate, I am willing to help you educate yourself, but above all else, it is my job to find peace that I’ve wanted for years. If someone does not make me feel good, why should I have to be a part of their life? I do not have to suffer so that others can grow. A blooming garden is not expected to keep it’s vines and weeds, so why am I?</p> </blockquote> <p>“I do not have to suffer so that others can grow.”<br/><br/>Remember, it is not the responsibility, (nor can it be), of the oppressed to educate their oppressors.</p> </blockquote>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280483741http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280483741Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:43:09 +0200THISGODyou know likei used to do this i used to educate everyonebut now im likelisten im fucking tiredyou're on your own idgafthe internet is free and right here if you want(ed) information<p><a href="http://trukingofskeletonhell.tumblr.com/post/172014573420/katthespacepirate-cryptiboy-the-addams-family" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">trukingofskeletonhell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://katthespacepirate.tumblr.com/post/171205893125/cryptiboy-the-addams-family-wasnt-particularly" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">katthespacepirate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cryptiboy.tumblr.com/post/167458231941/the-addams-family-wasnt-particularly-magic-or" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">cryptiboy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af </p></blockquote> <p>They lived with a sentient disembodied hand</p> </blockquote> <p>that’s just how goths are sometimes</p> </blockquote>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280420206http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280420206Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:40:57 +0200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e0a1adfbb1495572bc560e04cf065b5f/tumblr_p9to3kd61T1snxnf9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280413236http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280413236Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:40:40 +0200aidentbt when i used to wake up dead in the night just to tell you i love you and fall right back asleep on skypeme<p><a href="http://muji-milk.tumblr.com/post/175238395942/jonathan-from-queer-eye-turning-up-in-skirts-and" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">muji-milk</a>:</p><blockquote><p>jonathan from queer eye turning up in skirts and jumpsuits and off the shoulder tops and french braids in front of crusty old straight american men…braver than any us marine</p></blockquote>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280381721http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280381721Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:39:29 +0200queer eyehonestly though????being himself in those far removed conservative places i justhe's so fucking brave<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bd1398b7e5ee7eae425e3f0b766bf20b/tumblr_o3gx03vO8p1s7fwo7o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280229556http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280229556Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:33:33 +0200<p><a href="https://fromacomrade.tumblr.com/post/175154977663" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fromacomrade</a>:</p><blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="650" data-orig-width="539"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a98bb2fbf56a510e8793c77d65f07017/tumblr_inline_pab95xelCO1sazta9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="650" data-orig-width="539"/></figure></blockquote>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280151881http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280151881Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:30:29 +0200trans thingssuicide tw<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fec5c1c3212ed0f4d89110f1ccc973a9/tumblr_nlwbysfXyD1qdrojco1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5df2cdc93859a55734fdca80d00dfc6e/tumblr_nlwbysfXyD1qdrojco2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dcf0f8c6c6416b6fba1e25b255abcd8d/tumblr_nlwbysfXyD1qdrojco3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/29abda3b73746735137efa6da3770d9b/tumblr_nlwbysfXyD1qdrojco4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2024ffecc76417b67660c7699424ec5b/tumblr_nlwbysfXyD1qdrojco5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5b80781c8e6be3f0cbd111ff49aa57b2/tumblr_nlwbysfXyD1qdrojco6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b253f6a984636bac4028b9fa110685ad/tumblr_nlwbysfXyD1qdrojco7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cd4a88b5a5630296ad48fea610f0b65a/tumblr_nlwbysfXyD1qdrojco8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d19b787aa0cfa2123ddb52feb67757db/tumblr_nlwbysfXyD1qdrojco9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/96c16144c5bc0996f932bab128ac73ad/tumblr_nlwbysfXyD1qdrojco10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://ramblingandpie.tumblr.com/post/175245942944/sangfroidwoolf-girlfriends" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ramblingandpie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sangfroidwoolf.tumblr.com/post/114798337855/girlfriends" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sangfroidwoolf</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>#girlfriends</p></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mmDQHLLxNZa41hFqph6pWhQ" target="_blank">@unforth-ninawaters</a> I really need to watch this sometime.</p> </blockquote>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280074501http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175280074501Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:27:43 +0200calamity janelistenme watching spending hours to find a download link of this movie when i was 14 should have been a dead giveaway to everyoneme: can you tuck me in<br /> them: ??? you handed me a shovel<br /> me: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thankshttp://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175279933606http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175279933606Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:22:18 +0200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="https://hesitantpaladin.tumblr.com/post/175249582134/tan-france-so-you-take-this-cute-short-sleeve" target="_blank">hesitantpaladin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>Tan France:</b> So you take this cute short-sleeve print shirt and you just give it a French Tuck in the front here-</p> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>25,000 lesbians:</b> …Go on.</p> </blockquote>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175279731291http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175279731291Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:14:31 +0200osqijdflksdlfjkSHUT THE FUCK UPcalled outdraggedexPOSEDtan francequeer eye<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d19f3fce1acf18d478e70b9a00b2b6b2/tumblr_oh9bnthGvD1sjcqg0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175279306861http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175279306861Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:58:04 +0200ldkfjlkjdfgME<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5326a9e7cd61c2028d4f42920c453197/tumblr_pax0hgmidC1s57p7qo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9451571e1e5a2fbaec4402adf900b9a4/tumblr_pax0hgmidC1s57p7qo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f91bd73030a45a9fbd1a03c41dee0df4/tumblr_pax0hgmidC1s57p7qo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/486bec6502a695fb1cc69821acd6fe60/tumblr_pax0hgmidC1s57p7qo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://kattiemcgrath.tumblr.com/post/175277887488/iconic" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kattiemcgrath</a>:</p><blockquote><p>iconic™️</p></blockquote>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175279256001http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175279256001Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:55:56 +0200memes<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7c61c74488fb237bef54012f1aa73772/tumblr_p9u3a5BOTO1wgfrzto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://trnstlanticism.tumblr.com/post/174588450556/the-one-and-only-true-mood-for-june" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">trnstlanticism</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>the one and only true mood for june</p></blockquote>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175279225210http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175279225210Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:54:50 +0200those are the purest moments thoq<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/da58b6416b3619b1f34a09c3a68f4a70/tumblr_n3w8crS8ha1s2wio8o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d5c4e06b85d98977a6587cc1a325ec20/tumblr_n3w8crS8ha1s2wio8o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1a3016dfa8c2a243d5f49afe8c5f4179/tumblr_n3w8crS8ha1s2wio8o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b03f20167e6c5eaf5de3b5a9f549c8e6/tumblr_n3w8crS8ha1s2wio8o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/82435923865/gameraboy-a-sticky-situation-1960-by-carl" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bogleech</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://randar.com/post/82433600872/a-sticky-situation-1960-by-carl-barks" target="_blank">gameraboy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“A Sticky Situation” (1960) by <a href="http://randar.com/tagged/carl+barks" target="_blank">Carl Barks</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.</p> </blockquote>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175279212331http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175279212331Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:54:20 +0200you know what?daisy duck was woke<p><a href="https://sos-fandoms.tumblr.com/post/173987967741/prince-addai-windupdolls-transreality-hey" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sos-fandoms</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://prince-addai.tumblr.com/post/166380832551/windupdolls-transreality-hey-if-youre" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">prince-addai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://windupdolls.tumblr.com/post/166380806486/transreality-hey-if-youre-against-trans-women" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">windupdolls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://trans--reality.tumblr.com/post/161015283320/hey-if-youre-against-trans-women-getting-uterus" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">trans–reality</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hey if you’re against trans women getting uterus implants because it’s “stealing” from afab people, you’re trash</p></blockquote> <p>please steal my uterus i sure as fuck don’t need it if someone came by and just took it while i was sleepin that’d be rad I’ll even pay you to take it</p> </blockquote> <p>relatable shit</p> </blockquote> <p>Reblog if you’d happily give your uterus to a trans woman </p> </blockquote>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175279179531http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175279179531Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:52:57 +0200dfhjkhTAKE ITI DONT WANT ITI DONT NEED IT<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4767245cea9cd4324de8dcfdb7608d83/tumblr_pan5501zeh1qhd14co1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2f3305fe042aa4e73e084e59cab3472c/tumblr_pan5501zeh1qhd14co7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3a74ba045086b7174d36f5fc2f8b1a42/tumblr_pan5501zeh1qhd14co3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d7285b34c292e5e04719f0292fc0d957/tumblr_pan5501zeh1qhd14co8_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/11e872bd9a2eadeb2c49134f2c233a44/tumblr_pan5501zeh1qhd14co4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e58981ee837af49b89c2e28a07edf976/tumblr_pan5501zeh1qhd14co9_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c63fd746f4f25c104c76333223ab24a/tumblr_pan5501zeh1qhd14co5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://bloodydifficult.tumblr.com/post/175252473767/morning-captain-wheres-mrs-captain" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bloodydifficult</a>:</p><blockquote><blockquote><p><i><small>Morning, Captain. Where’s Mrs. Captain?</small></i></p></blockquote></blockquote>http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175278939011http://theninjacarrot.tumblr.com/post/175278939011Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:43:18 +0200avalancei love themwhen will they kill me