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me: can you tuck me in
them: ??? you handed me a shovel
me: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks
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hesitantpaladin:

Tan France: So you take this cute short-sleeve print shirt and you just give it a French Tuck in the front here-

25,000 lesbians: …Go on.

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kattiemcgrath:

iconic™️

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bogleech:

gameraboy:

“A Sticky Situation” (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

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sos-fandoms:

prince-addai:

windupdolls:

trans–reality:

Hey if you’re against trans women getting uterus implants because it’s “stealing” from afab people, you’re trash

please steal my uterus i sure as fuck don’t need it if someone came by and just took it while i was sleepin that’d be rad I’ll even pay you to take it

relatable shit

Reblog if you’d happily give your uterus to a trans woman

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coolcatgroup:

coolcatgroup:

We need more feather dusters on this blog

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You’re welcome

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marsincharge:

“20gayteen” is such a powerful name for a year. I’m gonna miss it when it’s 2019

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kara-luthors:

‘don’t look at her boobs.  don’t look at her boobs.  don’t look at her boobs.’

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l6677l:

im cute

C lingy

U nattractive

T rash

E asy to forget

#:) #q