Sassy HYDRA agent
*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?”
*matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off
bucky barnes: i think i just need help
sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm@garnier-fx there’s another one!
sassy hydra agent: well if it isn’t captain america…
captain america: but it is me.
sassy hydra agent: no, it’s, an expression.
captain america: your nazi tricks won’t work on me!
“that boy is really cute” “wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell” you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual
I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients
you mock my plight for the last time, Dad Bot
just here to bring u some relatable lesbian memes
Told one of my friends that I unfriended my homophobic/transphobic uncle on facebook before coming out and they responded with “but how can you open his mind that way?” so just a reminder:
My job is to exist. My job is to be happy. My job is not to educate, I am willing to help you educate yourself, but above all else, it is my job to find peace that I’ve wanted for years. If someone does not make me feel good, why should I have to be a part of their life? I do not have to suffer so that others can grow. A blooming garden is not expected to keep it’s vines and weeds, so why am I?
“I do not have to suffer so that others can grow.”
Remember, it is not the responsibility, (nor can it be), of the oppressed to educate their oppressors.
the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af
They lived with a sentient disembodied hand
that’s just how goths are sometimes
jonathan from queer eye turning up in skirts and jumpsuits and off the shoulder tops and french braids in front of crusty old straight american men…braver than any us marine
#girlfriends
@unforth-ninawaters I really need to watch this sometime.
